Writer’s Humor

by clay on September 5, 2007

A panda walks into a restaurant. He orders his meal and eats it. He then gets up, draws a gun, and shoots it in the air. Then he turns to leave. The waiter asks what he is doing.

The panda looks at him and says, “I am a panda. Look it up in the dictionary.” The panda gives the waiter a dictionary and leaves.

The waiter opens the dictionary and reads: “Panda – a large black and white Asian mammal. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

Everyone get it?

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

http:// September 9, 2007 at 3:57 am

Yeah, I get it…comma error.

Was it supposed to be funny?

frtnr_mama September 10, 2007 at 5:13 am

RYC: Oh… well, if you say so…
*courtesy laugh*
If you read the blog you commented on, you understand that courtesy is very important to me. :)

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