A panda walks into a restaurant. He orders his meal and eats it. He then gets up, draws a gun, and shoots it in the air. Then he turns to leave. The waiter asks what he is doing.
The panda looks at him and says, “I am a panda. Look it up in the dictionary.” The panda gives the waiter a dictionary and leaves.
The waiter opens the dictionary and reads: “Panda – a large black and white Asian mammal. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
Everyone get it?




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Yeah, I get it…comma error.
Was it supposed to be funny?
RYC: Oh… well, if you say so…
*courtesy laugh*
If you read the blog you commented on, you understand that courtesy is very important to me.