To whom it may concern:

by clay on February 9, 2007

I received emails from the following people in the last week:

  • Juice Longer
  • Gemini D. Torments
  • Sickening P. Chunky

While I'm sure that your stock tips are great and that you really can get me a good deal on Viagra, I'm really not interested. I would also like to extend an offer for my baby naming abilities to the entire Chunky family.

(Sickening P. Chunky is my favorite. Who thinks that is a good name?)

  • frtnr_mama

    I often wonder who sits around thinking up these ridiculous names… and, if they get paid better than me…

  • http://

    Hey, you’re back! Good to see I finally got the comments working again.

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