I'm taking a programming class in grad school and up until this week, my average in the class has been a perfect 100. An assignment I turned in last week didn't come back perfect though. What's my average now?
99.8.
There goes my GPA.
(Tongue deeply embedded in cheek here. I thought I would do FAR worse than a 97 on the assignment. Didn't even work right.)




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